Mr Grumpy is always grumpy. Hence the name - grumpy. If he could be Mr Stinky, he would but then I would kick him out of the house and let him sleep with the mozzies (Just kidding baby, you know you are not stinkyyyy). Besides, calling him Mr Stinky is more mean than ever.
Anyway, why do I call him Mr Grumpy? Because, whenever I want to shop, he gets grumpy. Whenever I want to walk, he gets grumpy. Whenever I want to .... u get the idea.
Being Asian, Mr Grumpy is afraid to offend. Hence is never decisive and never wants to commit on a decision without checking with me first. While all this is sweet, it can be abit overbearing. Like today...
"What do you want to eat?"
"I dont know.... Lets eat Swensens today"
"Huh? Really? How about Secret Recipie? Its the only thing we havent eaten here"
Digression: Secret recipie here is dollar for dollar. Not worth to eat it here.
*Hmm.. nmm.... pauses and looks at other restaurants.. reluctant to eat Secret Recipie*
"Make up your mind"
"What do you want to eat leh? Faster la I am hungry"
"Then u decide la"
"Faster la"
"OI..."
"Secret Recipie la.. no need to queue"
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"Do you want cake?"
"Hmm.. can also, what cake you want? I like the ones with the cookies at the bottom"
"Then you go choose la"
"You think?"
"GO. AND. CHOOSE. YOUR. CAKE"
"If you dont like how?"
*yeesh*
"At least you like it you will eat it right?"
"But I dont know which is nice"
*ARGH Kill.Me*
"If you dont try you wont know"
Can you even feel my frustration?
And Mr Grumpy didnt even like the food in Secret Recipie. AFTER.HE.ATE. Ngngngnngngngngng
